Giant Mustard

One hot day in summer I was at a barbecue they were making hot dogs, cheeseburgers, hamburger and bratwurst there were also a lot of fruit and side dishes but there is nothing like cold lemonade on a hot summer day.  They had some games set up for the kids and adults there was volleyball net, corn hole and a swimming pool.  It was almost time to eat people were drying off getting their plates and there drinks ready but there was a slight problem there was no mustard so my mom made me run to the store to get some.  I get in my Lamborghini Aventador and drive off but I ran into some trouble on the way there I came to a stoplight and a Porsche 911 Spyder in the next lane we both revved the engines the light turned green and the Porsche took off but it can’t match the speed of the Lambo and I zoomed passed it. I made it to the store alive and double parking of course I walk in looking for the mustard and it took me a while to find it but I did.  There were a lot of different sizes it went from a tablespoon of mustard to a 100oz container and there was one 100oz left and I went to grab it and so did this other man we both had a hold of it there was only one way to settle it and it was to joust. When we were in the middle of jousting the Wal-Mart manager came out and said he had to kick us out and right after he said it the man punched him and knocked him out cold.  Now was my chance I grabbed the 100oz mustard and ran with it getting to the self checkout line before he could catch me.  As I was leaving I saw that they were towing my Lamborghini I ran to the car started it and drive off getting into a police chase and I ditched them and I got back to the barbecue with the mustard and my mom and dad got mad that I spent 357 dollars on mustard.